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Turdcules 10 Gallon Shat Toilet Elixir

Turdcules 10 Gallon Shat Toilet Elixir

Regular price $5.00
Regular price $9.99 Sale price $5.00
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10 Gallon Shat Toilet Elixir - to tame your Beastly Butt Bovines; shake well, spray in bowl & FIRE in the hole! We say it smells like Bonfires & Bad Decisions. Seriously, it smells like Campfire Embers & Barrels of Whisky. 100+ uses per 2 oz bottle. Septic-safe. NOT SOLD IN BIG BOX STORES!
Made in United States of America

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Items cannot currently be shipped outside contiguous U.S.

All items ship for a $9.95 flat rate fee.

Petal & Stem is, for the most part, a one woman operation. This means that each new order will be shipped in the most timely manner possible, normally 2-3 business days.


First, I want you to know that your satisfaction is what matters most at Petal & Stem. If you order something from Petal & Stem and you don't absolutely love it out of the box, rest assured that you can return most items within 30 days of delivery for a refund.

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